Last night I was still having problems with my av. It took forever before I could even change clothes. So with no real prospect of getting a real good fucking (since I looked just this side of hideous) I started teleporting around. I went to The Darkness because the last time I was there I didn’t really get a chance to look around very much – and I was much more hideous than I was even last night.

So anyway, while there some n00b starts IMing me. Did I mention how much I hate the whole IM thing? I’d much rather do everything in open chat. More exciting for me when others can hear what we are doing.

I use some acronyms here, and I might not remember to explain what they are. You can find my list of Second Life acronyms here.

Back around 12 June, 2007 my Second Life character was born. She came into that world with crappy clothes, very faint nipple, no pussy and some sort of play-do type of hair. I wasn’t ugly, but I was very, very plain. In short, I looked (and acted) just like a n00b.

When you first go into Second Life, you have to go trough some tutorials. I would highly recommend not skipping these. Using everything in there is easy enough to figure out for the veteran gamer, but it is much better to do the tutorials, and then not have to ask questions and let everyone know you are a complete n00b.

The whole reason I wanted to go into Second Life was for the sex. I had read about sex in Second Life, about rape and torture and what is called “age play.” Age play is where two consenting adults participate in virtual pedophilia. Apparently that is illegal in Germany (but perfectly legal in America). Because of the Germany problems, the Powers That Be (a/k/a Linden Labs – owners and creators of Second Life) changed the user agreement to expressly forbid age play.